A Quickie with Christian.

Dec 28

Douchebag is fully reclining your airplane seat. Douchenozzle is fully reclining the empty seat next to you, too.

Dec 27

♫ The Animals - House of the Rising Sun @ http://3.ly/futtz

Does your elbow have a name, sir? Cause we’ve spent a lot time together & it would be rude to simply address it as “your elbow.”

Los Angeles, I’m yours (for the next 55 minutes)

Who said flying has lost its luster? http://yfrog.com/3gbi8nj

Oh Kirkland, is there anything you won’t manufacture in bulk for an astonishingly low price?

Dec 26

If you thought Reno was depressing, you haven’t been to Cripple Creek, Colorado. Yikes.

Dec 25

Why is my dad still creating documents with AppleWorks? I feel like I’ve failed him somehow.

Dec 24

RT @NoReservations: A large gentleman just stopped by asking for cookies.